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We didn't play the podcast game this time! Avoided all the juicier animu topics because Andy's out
- Payday: The Heist is a great Left 4 Dead mod that we don't want to pay for
 - OCCUPY TILLAMOOK IS A THING THAT EXISTS
 - Bryan threatens to kick Nathan off the podcast
 - Bryan and Nathan tell a shitty 9/11 joke
 - 1vs100 is an unintentional reality show
 - Black people don't play Armored Core except for two Xbros named Black Jesus
 - Black people can't play fighting games
 - http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/49267
 - Call of Duty and Battlefield sales don't matter, it's the web-based statistics pages that are advancing the products.
 - DOWNLOAD SERVICES SHOWDOWN
 - DESURA IS RUN BY MEEHECANS
 - AMAZON IS RUN BY...suits that want to destroy Steam
 - Amazon vs Box vs Dropbox CLOUD STORAGE ARMS RACE
 - CIRCLE JERKS ARE ARMS RACES WHERE EVERYONE WINS
 - Season Passes: Subscription vs Pre-purchase model?
 - EA SPORTS IS MAGIC
 - Project Ten Dollar--inevitably comes down to license to use vs ownership of good.
 - Light painting is so bourgeoisie
 - Turn off your cell phones in the woods, people. WELCOME TO 2G.
 - SYNDICATE: I DID ASK FOR THIS
 - FROZEN SYNAPSE IS SOMETHING I HAD TO BUY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
 - (We play Frozen Synapse against each other mid-podcast)
 - Dungeon Defenders is a thing that can be bought for money and played.
 - Costume Quest is another thing that can be bought.
 - OFFICIAL MANDATE: Bryan must complete Persona 4 before the anime finishes up
 - Take ALL the painkillers
 - BROS BEFORE HOS (Persona 4 is a reverse trap dating simulator and that's all you need to know)
 - Brick is a movie that we should watch
 - Terra Nova is not a good show
 - 13 Assassins is boring
 - Mean Girls is totally not on my Netflix queue
 - LesboDrum! (Mawaru Penguindrum)
 - Lust Caution is a high budget porno
 - Metal Gear Solid 4 is softcore man porn
 - Google+ is Facebook for people who have firewalls at work
 - Nathan and Ling Ling look for jobs on USAjobs.gov
 - Manyuu Hikenchou < Freezing. Freezing is the king.
 - Denpa [Onna to Seishun Otoko] is about breaking your arm that one summer where you did stuff
 - There's no such thing as a free motorboat
 - Phi Brain NEEDS TO BE STAR DRIVER WITH PUZZLES
 - Dubs are better than subs nowadays if they don't take themselves seriously
 - [Shakugan no] Shana is good this season
 - Cripple chick can't catch a break HAHA GET IT (Honey and Clover Season 1)
 - Blood-C is Freezing but with SWEET SWEET RELEASE
 - Hebrew and Yiddish are different things that we can't explain
 - Ling Ling measures this physical fitness with actions per minute
 - Hulu has Infinite Stratos now. Apply head to desk. We're done here.
 
Things we discussed after recording:
- Epilepsy + AIDS = Epilaids
 - Nyanners is an old balding man
 - BROHOOF
 - Progeria causes brain damage on Youtube
 - Nathan thinks that a world where Japanese women have big breasts is a "nightmare world"
 - Nathan thinks stealth Asians are awesomer
 - Bryan: "One ticket to nightmare world, please."
 - Bryan laughs at your cheap prostitution given the weak dollar-to-yuan exchange rate
 - We talk about unionizing prostitution in Germany
 - Ling Ling cooks ramen LIVE
 - Nathan: "He talked with his fist into Brosuke's face"
 - (Playing Dungeon Defenders) Ling Ling: "I'm going to turn him white. Wait. This isn't white."
 - Ling Ling: "I can't make him white. So I'll make him Communist."
 
