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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Baka-Test 4 [Field-Stripping]

a nice cup of doom[yep...i just used comic-sans just to irritate you]

If the first three episodes were any indication, hilarity & brain damage will ensue. (ampersand WIN)

[0:15] explanation of "punishment bearer" (akihisa) as something prodigious
[0:23] Real explanation: akihisa is a gofer
[1:00] Cue OP
[3:08] event! with loli shouko = cue upcoming abuse
[3:38] college life SAVANT + bad ramen math
[3:52] apparently that was a tsundere (
minami) flag...gah...
[4:08] flag failure - no lunch
[4:20] akihisa + stupid comment = SUPLEX!! (through portra
it scene cut)

chalkboards are talking...again (a la pani poni dash X zetsubou sensei[chalkboard a la pani poni dash X zetsubou sensei]

[4:28] gah...the chalkboard is talking...
[4:38] oh crap...new loli (hazuki)
[4:42] confirmed as tsundere sister
[4:50] oh, look, it's like a standard character comparison sheet
[5:00] wtf...it's only the 4th episode. *cue love pentagon/gram
[5:12] narrator laziness "We'll explore the details later"

yeah...this'll export well[yeah...that'll export just fine]

[5:27] wtf secret society inquisition complete with black KKK-style robes
[6:00] tsundere flag - reactivated. lunch delivery
[6:20] sibling betrayal
[6:30] trap character (hideyoshi) calling out tsundere
[6:47] the hell? german tank?
[7:05] shy/boob character(himeji) made "extra" lunch too...gah..i might call out the rest of the episode

predictions
-love triangle/square/pentagon fight-o
-one of the girls (if not both) sucks at cooking
-more than akihisa will try it and suffer
-feelings hurt + akihisa abuse
-add some yuuji abuse since he's there
-trap character glamor shot (just because)

this is a death flag - thank you persona 4[thank you persona 4 for making primary female character bento a death flag]

[7:24] more stylization of character design on simple backgrounds. budget anyone?
[7:28] shy/boob character vs. tsundere/dfc - challenge issued
[7:36] more secret society inquisition
[7:50] plea by shy/boob character for mercy
[8:00] plea fail = extra abuse (off camera)
[8:18] INSERT COMMERCIAL HERE
[8:40] rooftop lunch (with himeji) to inevitable fail?
[9:00] yuuji interruption
[9:05] hideyoshi interruption
[9:07] voyeur interruption

side character death in EP4...wut?[all that we need now is a generic explosion to remove the corpse]

[9:20] everyone dies (fucking called it, +4 points)
[9:34] smell test = pain
[9:40] reel swap. okay..where did this cut come from (film borders?)
[9:42] serious face
[9:52] gate to hell/FMA reference
[10:04] trap back from the dead
[10:12] fatalism WIN
[10:30] feign ignorance at bad cooking flag
[10:45] trepidation at drink...doom? cue crisis
[11:10] akihisa feint - will probably fail
[11:17] wow. taking the middle route. impressive +paragon +renegade

answer: it's over...you're doomed[conscience manifestation - yet another sign of doom]

[11:34] the damning sentence "I wanted you to be the first person to try it"
[11:36] art style change - aki death flag
[11:56] last second save by yuuji? switch to pencil-paper mode
[12:30] extra death flag - yuuji tells aki love will save him
[12:35] final words? wow...those were dumb
[12:42] switch reels - back to the gate?
[12:50] death
[12:55] yuuji admits to lying
[13:25] aki zombie + tsundere = round 2?
[14:06] tsundere flag activation?
[14:16] miharu (lesbian/fang) interruption
[14:22] another bento layer. goddamnit
[14:50] round 2 delayed + fancy classrooms?

more predictions
-more miharu interruptions + class A gay dude = aki life fail

[15:10] traveling montage - school edition
[15:40] more inquisition...jeez
[15:51] wow...go japan. change the color of those robes and this can't be exported as is

another cut sort-of-out-of-context[just wait for someone to take this out of context]

[16:04] aki's doomed by the same face...again
[16:30] crossing paths - fang interrupt imminet?
[17:15] tsundere fail
[17:20] enter gay class A student (called it +1 point)
[17:40] requisite lunch offer = tsundere interrupt
[18:20] tsundere resignation
[18:55] train station lunch = meal of champions/rich hobos
[19:00] teacher/narrator entrance?
[19:24] accidental pain to detention. all lunch plans fail
[20:05] tsundere venting
[20:50] aki entrance at trash can = wants to scrape dish clean?
[21:08] haiti reference? TLs must be screwing with me
[21:30] tsundere cheerup
[22:00] ED - after scene next (please)?
[23:36] no after scene... :\

Eh...too much work for +5 points. Maybe I'll do another one of these for a less joke driven show. If this doesn't get you to have an opinion on this show, I fucking give up.