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Monday, May 16, 2011

[Just Fucking Shut Up] We love the SHAFT


The JFGUcast game is as follows:
  1. +1 point if Andy is eating something
  2. +5 points if we're on Wikipedia looking it up
  3. +5 points if Bryan brings up industrial design or art history
  4. +5 points if Nathan mentions a novel nobody else has read
  5. +5 points if one of us gets an IM or phone call during podcast
  6. +10 points if one of us is playing a game while podcasting
  7. +20 points if we start recreating scenes from Star Driver or Guren Lagann 

In this thread:
  • Nerdbait
  • MADOKAS
  • PS3 Development is NDA'd'd
  • Crunchyroll has shitty original content
  • KareKano was good
  • HanaIro is about a bubbly narcissist
  • Hoshizora is like Akaneiro no Somaru Saka but with 50% more homo wincest
  • I like Da Capo because I used to be an emofag
  • OreTsuba has the worst pilot of all time
  • Shuffle sucked because it had COUGAR END
  • I SUCK AT JAPANESE OKAY
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of heavy drug use
  • Steins;Gate CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA
  • Clannad is a thing you should watch
  • Ace Combat is unoriginal but I play all of them
  • SPECULAH is a word
  • DOO DOO DOOOOOO
  • HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER
  • Full Metal Exorcist is like Soul Eater
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of demonology
  • Johnny Depp is exploitable
  • We still love SHAFT
  • As long as they don't turn into Gonzo
  • Because Gonzo really sucks
  • I make bad tsunami jokes
  • Andy makes a Spaceballs reference that I didn't get
  • MOAIDS IS KILLING JAPAN
  • Andy makes HILARIOUS GAY JOKES NO SERIOUSLY
  • Blassreiter is weird and not fun 
  • But Linebarrels is quirky and enjoyable
  • Rosario Vampire was meta
  • Fafner is for emofags
  • I don't understand why my cousin likes Saki
  • What the fuck is Nyanpire?
  • Last Exile Season 2 is make-or-break
  • Full Metal Panic Season 3 would print money
  • ANDY IS REALLY ANNOYING USING GOOGLE DOCS
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of an umlaut
  • Astaroth is a large burly Kugyu
  • SHAFT shows = boy meets eccentric girl
  • I nerd out over Yamamoto Yoko AGAIN
  • Persona 4 is a thing you should play (oh hypocrisy)
  • Macross Frontier is something we won't admit to loving
  • Hidan no Aria is now Highschool of the Tsukaima May Cry D:
  • Azazel-san is a thing that is good
  • C is now Shin Moneybag Tensei
  • We should force Andy to play ATLUS games and finish Honey and Clover
  • We love noitaminA shows
  • Except Jyu Oh Sei, fuck that shit
  • Andy makes an earthquake joke
  • I propose another rejected trope (girls with tasers!)
  • Apparently Source Code is a movie that doesn't suck? (Lies)

I found this on the internet.  Weeaboomods are the only reason to play Fallout games.