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Saturday, October 22, 2011

[Just Fucking Shut Up] Robocop caused 9/11



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We didn't play the podcast game this time!  Avoided all the juicier animu topics because Andy's out
  • Payday: The Heist is a great Left 4 Dead mod that we don't want to pay for
  • OCCUPY TILLAMOOK IS A THING THAT EXISTS
  • Bryan threatens to kick Nathan off the podcast
  • Bryan and Nathan tell a shitty 9/11 joke
  • 1vs100 is an unintentional reality show
  • Black people don't play Armored Core except for two Xbros named Black Jesus
  • Black people can't play fighting games
  • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/49267
  • Call of Duty and Battlefield sales don't matter, it's the web-based statistics pages that are advancing the products.
  • DOWNLOAD SERVICES SHOWDOWN
  • DESURA IS RUN BY MEEHECANS
  • AMAZON IS RUN BY...suits that want to destroy Steam
  • Amazon vs Box vs Dropbox CLOUD STORAGE ARMS RACE
  • CIRCLE JERKS ARE ARMS RACES WHERE EVERYONE WINS
  • Season Passes: Subscription vs Pre-purchase model?
  • EA SPORTS IS MAGIC
  • Project Ten Dollar--inevitably comes down to license to use vs ownership of good.
  • Light painting is so bourgeoisie
  • Turn off your cell phones in the woods, people. WELCOME TO 2G.
  • SYNDICATE: I DID ASK FOR THIS
  • FROZEN SYNAPSE IS SOMETHING I HAD TO BUY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
  • (We play Frozen Synapse against each other mid-podcast)
  • Dungeon Defenders is a thing that can be bought for money and played.
  • Costume Quest is another thing that can be bought.
  • OFFICIAL MANDATE: Bryan must complete Persona 4 before the anime finishes up
  • Take ALL the painkillers
  • BROS BEFORE HOS (Persona 4 is a reverse trap dating simulator and that's all you need to know)
  • Brick is a movie that we should watch
  • Terra Nova is not a good show
  • 13 Assassins is boring
  • Mean Girls is totally not on my Netflix queue
  • LesboDrum! (Mawaru Penguindrum)
  • Lust Caution is a high budget porno
  • Metal Gear Solid 4 is softcore man porn
  • Google+ is Facebook for people who have firewalls at work
  • Nathan and Ling Ling look for jobs on USAjobs.gov
  • Manyuu Hikenchou < Freezing.  Freezing is the king.
  • Denpa [Onna to Seishun Otoko] is about breaking your arm that one summer where you did stuff
  • There's no such thing as a free motorboat
  • Phi Brain NEEDS TO BE STAR DRIVER WITH PUZZLES
  • Dubs are better than subs nowadays if they don't take themselves seriously
  • [Shakugan no] Shana is good this season
  • Cripple chick can't catch a break HAHA GET IT (Honey and Clover Season 1)
  • Blood-C is Freezing but with SWEET SWEET RELEASE
  • Hebrew and Yiddish are different things that we can't explain
  • Ling Ling measures this physical fitness with actions per minute
  • Hulu has Infinite Stratos now.  Apply head to desk.  We're done here.
Things we discussed after recording:
  • Epilepsy + AIDS = Epilaids
  • Nyanners is an old balding man
  • BROHOOF
  • Progeria causes brain damage on Youtube
  • Nathan thinks that a world where Japanese women have big breasts is a "nightmare world"
  • Nathan thinks stealth Asians are awesomer
  • Bryan: "One ticket to nightmare world, please."
  • Bryan laughs at your cheap prostitution given the weak dollar-to-yuan exchange rate
  • We talk about unionizing prostitution in Germany
  • Ling Ling cooks ramen LIVE
  • Nathan: "He talked with his fist into Brosuke's face"
  • (Playing Dungeon Defenders) Ling Ling: "I'm going to turn him white.  Wait.  This isn't white."
  • Ling Ling: "I can't make him white.  So I'll make him Communist."