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We didn't play the podcast game this time! Avoided all the juicier animu topics because Andy's out
- Payday: The Heist is a great Left 4 Dead mod that we don't want to pay for
- OCCUPY TILLAMOOK IS A THING THAT EXISTS
- Bryan threatens to kick Nathan off the podcast
- Bryan and Nathan tell a shitty 9/11 joke
- 1vs100 is an unintentional reality show
- Black people don't play Armored Core except for two Xbros named Black Jesus
- Black people can't play fighting games
- http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/49267
- Call of Duty and Battlefield sales don't matter, it's the web-based statistics pages that are advancing the products.
- DOWNLOAD SERVICES SHOWDOWN
- DESURA IS RUN BY MEEHECANS
- AMAZON IS RUN BY...suits that want to destroy Steam
- Amazon vs Box vs Dropbox CLOUD STORAGE ARMS RACE
- CIRCLE JERKS ARE ARMS RACES WHERE EVERYONE WINS
- Season Passes: Subscription vs Pre-purchase model?
- EA SPORTS IS MAGIC
- Project Ten Dollar--inevitably comes down to license to use vs ownership of good.
- Light painting is so bourgeoisie
- Turn off your cell phones in the woods, people. WELCOME TO 2G.
- SYNDICATE: I DID ASK FOR THIS
- FROZEN SYNAPSE IS SOMETHING I HAD TO BUY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
- (We play Frozen Synapse against each other mid-podcast)
- Dungeon Defenders is a thing that can be bought for money and played.
- Costume Quest is another thing that can be bought.
- OFFICIAL MANDATE: Bryan must complete Persona 4 before the anime finishes up
- Take ALL the painkillers
- BROS BEFORE HOS (Persona 4 is a reverse trap dating simulator and that's all you need to know)
- Brick is a movie that we should watch
- Terra Nova is not a good show
- 13 Assassins is boring
- Mean Girls is totally not on my Netflix queue
- LesboDrum! (Mawaru Penguindrum)
- Lust Caution is a high budget porno
- Metal Gear Solid 4 is softcore man porn
- Google+ is Facebook for people who have firewalls at work
- Nathan and Ling Ling look for jobs on USAjobs.gov
- Manyuu Hikenchou < Freezing. Freezing is the king.
- Denpa [Onna to Seishun Otoko] is about breaking your arm that one summer where you did stuff
- There's no such thing as a free motorboat
- Phi Brain NEEDS TO BE STAR DRIVER WITH PUZZLES
- Dubs are better than subs nowadays if they don't take themselves seriously
- [Shakugan no] Shana is good this season
- Cripple chick can't catch a break HAHA GET IT (Honey and Clover Season 1)
- Blood-C is Freezing but with SWEET SWEET RELEASE
- Hebrew and Yiddish are different things that we can't explain
- Ling Ling measures this physical fitness with actions per minute
- Hulu has Infinite Stratos now. Apply head to desk. We're done here.
Things we discussed after recording:
- Epilepsy + AIDS = Epilaids
- Nyanners is an old balding man
- BROHOOF
- Progeria causes brain damage on Youtube
- Nathan thinks that a world where Japanese women have big breasts is a "nightmare world"
- Nathan thinks stealth Asians are awesomer
- Bryan: "One ticket to nightmare world, please."
- Bryan laughs at your cheap prostitution given the weak dollar-to-yuan exchange rate
- We talk about unionizing prostitution in Germany
- Ling Ling cooks ramen LIVE
- Nathan: "He talked with his fist into Brosuke's face"
- (Playing Dungeon Defenders) Ling Ling: "I'm going to turn him white. Wait. This isn't white."
- Ling Ling: "I can't make him white. So I'll make him Communist."