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Monday, May 16, 2011

[Just Fucking Shut Up] We love the SHAFT


The JFGUcast game is as follows:
  1. +1 point if Andy is eating something
  2. +5 points if we're on Wikipedia looking it up
  3. +5 points if Bryan brings up industrial design or art history
  4. +5 points if Nathan mentions a novel nobody else has read
  5. +5 points if one of us gets an IM or phone call during podcast
  6. +10 points if one of us is playing a game while podcasting
  7. +20 points if we start recreating scenes from Star Driver or Guren Lagann 

In this thread:
  • Nerdbait
  • MADOKAS
  • PS3 Development is NDA'd'd
  • Crunchyroll has shitty original content
  • KareKano was good
  • HanaIro is about a bubbly narcissist
  • Hoshizora is like Akaneiro no Somaru Saka but with 50% more homo wincest
  • I like Da Capo because I used to be an emofag
  • OreTsuba has the worst pilot of all time
  • Shuffle sucked because it had COUGAR END
  • I SUCK AT JAPANESE OKAY
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of heavy drug use
  • Steins;Gate CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA
  • Clannad is a thing you should watch
  • Ace Combat is unoriginal but I play all of them
  • SPECULAH is a word
  • DOO DOO DOOOOOO
  • HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER
  • Full Metal Exorcist is like Soul Eater
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of demonology
  • Johnny Depp is exploitable
  • We still love SHAFT
  • As long as they don't turn into Gonzo
  • Because Gonzo really sucks
  • I make bad tsunami jokes
  • Andy makes a Spaceballs reference that I didn't get
  • MOAIDS IS KILLING JAPAN
  • Andy makes HILARIOUS GAY JOKES NO SERIOUSLY
  • Blassreiter is weird and not fun 
  • But Linebarrels is quirky and enjoyable
  • Rosario Vampire was meta
  • Fafner is for emofags
  • I don't understand why my cousin likes Saki
  • What the fuck is Nyanpire?
  • Last Exile Season 2 is make-or-break
  • Full Metal Panic Season 3 would print money
  • ANDY IS REALLY ANNOYING USING GOOGLE DOCS
  • Japan doesn't understand the concept of an umlaut
  • Astaroth is a large burly Kugyu
  • SHAFT shows = boy meets eccentric girl
  • I nerd out over Yamamoto Yoko AGAIN
  • Persona 4 is a thing you should play (oh hypocrisy)
  • Macross Frontier is something we won't admit to loving
  • Hidan no Aria is now Highschool of the Tsukaima May Cry D:
  • Azazel-san is a thing that is good
  • C is now Shin Moneybag Tensei
  • We should force Andy to play ATLUS games and finish Honey and Clover
  • We love noitaminA shows
  • Except Jyu Oh Sei, fuck that shit
  • Andy makes an earthquake joke
  • I propose another rejected trope (girls with tasers!)
  • Apparently Source Code is a movie that doesn't suck? (Lies)

I found this on the internet.  Weeaboomods are the only reason to play Fallout games.

2 comments:

  1. Actually Aoi No Exorcist's Mephistocles has some reasoning to his name. Also you can save a lot of time if you just read Gintama, because most of the humor in the show is also in the book. But if you really enjoy your comedy....

    And yeah let me know when you guys plan to cast next time.

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  2. As long as you don't infect us with MOAIDS. I certainly don't need Beam My Beam being played over my speakers again

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Fucking Signed.