[Just Fucking Shut Up] Robocop caused 9/11

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We didn't play the podcast game this time!  Avoided all the juicier animu topics because Andy's out

• Payday: The Heist is a great Left 4 Dead mod that we don't want to pay for
• OCCUPY TILLAMOOK IS A THING THAT EXISTS
• Bryan threatens to kick Nathan off the podcast
• Bryan and Nathan tell a shitty 9/11 joke
• 1vs100 is an unintentional reality show
• Black people don't play Armored Core except for two Xbros named Black Jesus
• Black people can't play fighting games
• http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/49267
• Call of Duty and Battlefield sales don't matter, it's the web-based statistics pages that are advancing the products.
• DOWNLOAD SERVICES SHOWDOWN
• DESURA IS RUN BY MEEHECANS
• AMAZON IS RUN BY...suits that want to destroy Steam
• Amazon vs Box vs Dropbox CLOUD STORAGE ARMS RACE
• CIRCLE JERKS ARE ARMS RACES WHERE EVERYONE WINS
• Season Passes: Subscription vs Pre-purchase model?
• EA SPORTS IS MAGIC
• Project Ten Dollar--inevitably comes down to license to use vs ownership of good.
• Light painting is so bourgeoisie
• Turn off your cell phones in the woods, people. WELCOME TO 2G.
• SYNDICATE: I DID ASK FOR THIS
• FROZEN SYNAPSE IS SOMETHING I HAD TO BUY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
• (We play Frozen Synapse against each other mid-podcast)
• Dungeon Defenders is a thing that can be bought for money and played.
• Costume Quest is another thing that can be bought.
• OFFICIAL MANDATE: Bryan must complete Persona 4 before the anime finishes up
• Take ALL the painkillers
• BROS BEFORE HOS (Persona 4 is a reverse trap dating simulator and that's all you need to know)
• Brick is a movie that we should watch
• Terra Nova is not a good show
• 13 Assassins is boring
• Mean Girls is totally not on my Netflix queue
• LesboDrum! (Mawaru Penguindrum)
• Lust Caution is a high budget porno
• Metal Gear Solid 4 is softcore man porn
• Google+ is Facebook for people who have firewalls at work
• Nathan and Ling Ling look for jobs on USAjobs.gov
• Manyuu Hikenchou < Freezing.  Freezing is the king.
• Denpa [Onna to Seishun Otoko] is about breaking your arm that one summer where you did stuff
• There's no such thing as a free motorboat
• Phi Brain NEEDS TO BE STAR DRIVER WITH PUZZLES
• Dubs are better than subs nowadays if they don't take themselves seriously
• [Shakugan no] Shana is good this season
• Cripple chick can't catch a break HAHA GET IT (Honey and Clover Season 1)
• Blood-C is Freezing but with SWEET SWEET RELEASE
• Hebrew and Yiddish are different things that we can't explain
• Ling Ling measures this physical fitness with actions per minute
• Hulu has Infinite Stratos now.  Apply head to desk.  We're done here.

Things we discussed after recording:

• Epilepsy + AIDS = Epilaids
• Nyanners is an old balding man
• BROHOOF
• Progeria causes brain damage on Youtube
• Nathan thinks that a world where Japanese women have big breasts is a "nightmare world"
• Nathan thinks stealth Asians are awesomer
• Bryan: "One ticket to nightmare world, please."
• Bryan laughs at your cheap prostitution given the weak dollar-to-yuan exchange rate
• We talk about unionizing prostitution in Germany
• Ling Ling cooks ramen LIVE
• Nathan: "He talked with his fist into Brosuke's face"
• (Playing Dungeon Defenders) Ling Ling: "I'm going to turn him white.  Wait.  This isn't white."
• Ling Ling: "I can't make him white.  So I'll make him Communist."